Ameri-Terrainian Blues

grow up watch tv get dirty play sports junior high feel weird puberity break out grow up play sports try to be cool eat lunch graduate from high school get laid move break hearts learn shit vote graduate from college worry do drugs get drunk study keep drinking move home move out do something really cool or really dumb get over it worry get a real job avoid becoming what the job makes you fall in love quit drugs become what the job makes you buy a house get married lose hair garden have kids redecorate get divorced move redecorate drink play golf clean the garage get married redecorate get sick get well find god play scrabble die.