Overheard in Toyama
Overheard in Toyama
Drunk 1: Do you wanna go to that place that hates foreigners.
Drunk 2: Man, they really hate us there don’t they… but the beer is cheap. Alright let’s go.
On alternative lifestyles:
ALT1: He was so amazing he chopped wood all day. I’d love to be like that.
ALT2: Mongolian woodcutters don’t have ipods though.
ALT1: Yeah that’s true.
On the phone in staff room.
Japanese teacher on phone: Hai, moshi moshi
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: onegaishimasu
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: onegaishimasu
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: onegaishimasu
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: onegaishimasu
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: onegaishimasu
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: sumimasen
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: sumimasen
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: sumimasen
On what’s next:
ALT1: damn people are dying a lot this season [on LOST], what do you think they’ll do?
ALT2: I don’t know, maybe just focus on those other people walking around on the beach.
On what’s next 2:
Me: Damn dude, I like your post-JET plan.
ALT2: Yeah, It’s my plan… this week.
On false Expectations:
I don’t think the water is any better here than the water anywhere else.
posted by Winesoaked Buddha @ 1:27 PM
4 Comments:
May I add one? Thanks
On the phone in staff room.
Japanese teacher on phone: Hai
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: Hai!
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: HAI!
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: nnn
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher on phone: nnn
Caller: (inaudible)
Japanese teacher putting down the phone while bowing: Arigato gozaimashita! Hai! Nnn. Hai! Nnn. Hai! Hai! Nnn.
The End
All around Japan people are talking to each other on the phone entirely in grunts....
but but but, if the water isn't any better here...well, why the hell did we leave Roppongi!
he's being ironic about the water richard you idiot. could you not tell! i mean to suggest toyama water is not better than anywhere else... duh!
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